[The sound of Onizuka pouncing on Greg and putting him in a headlock]
Smell me!
NO! *FLAIL*
*vice grip* No seriously dude smell my new deoderant!
Eikichi, please don't torment niichan
... is that the new Old Spice?
*groan* Boys...
It is! It's called Denali!
DUDE! I gotta get me some of that!
... *FACEPALM*