Onizuka's Lessons

S-sensei...I-I don't think I can do it.

What kind of attitude is that?

B-but Piyomon and the others...t-they're right about me...all I am is a warm body to be used-

Hey, they don't know you like I do. Those girls are just scared.

S-scared? B-but Piyomon isn't afraid of anything.

That's what she wants you to think, but that's why she keeps you down. She knows if the rest of the world saw you shine the way I know you can...she wouldn't be so popular anymore.

S-sensei...

Now come on, don't think about it just go out there and have fun, just like singing in the shower but with an audience of people watching!

S-sensei that's a scary mental image.

OK just imagine everyone's naked.

S-sensei most of the Digimon out there aren't wearing clothes.

Are you gonna stand here and argue with me or are you gonna get out there.

H-hee hee, thanks Sensei.

And NOW! From Class 4-A, RENAMON!

That was a real nice thing you did there Sensei.

Yeah, I'm a peach. You got that Renamon merchendise ready for when she wins?

Yeah just like you asked but...how do you know she'll win?

I have faith, anyway let's get out there and make some lunch money!

((OOC: Bold is a student, Underlined is an announcer for a talent show, Italics is Goblimon))

Alright class, today I want you to start by thinking about the question on the board. Then we're gonna have a classroom debate. The topic is, "Writing on the wall in the bathroom: Senseless graffiti or voice of the people?" You've got five minutes to ponder. Any questions?

...yes?

Mr. Onizuka...who's that woman staring at us?

Huh? Oh she's not staring that's my girlfriend Haku. She was Data frozen this morning so I brought her to work with me. Show her respect.

But she's frozen, how will she know if we don't?

*You can't hear it but there's a serious glare going on here.*

R-right sorry Teach...respecting the hot chick...on it.

*sound of the door opening to the apartment*

Honey I'm home...*Thud Onizuka hits the floor*

Man that class was brutal, are you sure you don't wanna go back to construction?

Ah this is nothing...they were just testing me. You'll see, I'll whip that class into shape in no time.

First off...your nose is bleeding again...second, are you aware you have a hole in the back of your pants?

Yeah I'm pretty sure that was a fireball that did that...